Here's
a slice of golf history you might enjoy.
How did
the game of golf get started? Nobody knows. Some trace it back
to early Roman times and a country game called paganica. A
ball or stone was hit with a stick toward a goal. That would
seem to be forerunner of field hockey. What makes golf
distinctive is putting the ball in a hole. Everyone agrees
that originated in Scotland, but no one knows how. One theory
is that fishermen going from boat to village amused themselves
by hitting a stone with a stick. Who could hit the farthest?
When the stone fell into a rabbit hole or depression made by a
sheep's hoof, the game started again. Soon, holes were being
deliberately made, the scooped out sand being used as a tee
next to the hole. There were no courses. Golfers simply played
out in the field. The caddy's task was to scare away the
rabbits and passersby. The first course wasn't built until
1754, St. Andrew's in Scotland. For a long time the ball in
use was a leather pouch stuffed with wet feathers and called a
"feathery". It was replaced in 1848 by the
butta-percha, so named for an elastic Malaysian gum. The
rubber-cored ball was invented in 1901 by one Coburn Haskell.
It drove so far some wanted it declared illegal. Whatever its
origins, golf has been played a long time. A stained glass
window in Gloucester Cathedral, dating from 1350, shows it
being played. In 1450, after the Scots lost a battle to the
British, the king forbade the playing of golf in favor of
archery. It didn't work. Many a modern "golf widow"
would probably like to do the same, only she doesn't have
archery in mind. And it probably won't work either
Why
do full-length golf courses have 18 holes, and not 20, or 10
or an even dozen?
During a discussion among the club's membership board at St.
Andrews in 1858, one of the members pointed out that it takes
exactly 18 shots to polish off a fifth of Scotch. By limiting
himself to only one shot of Scotch per hole, the Scot's
figured a round of golf was finished when the bottle was empty
???
Winner
of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.
What became of him?
He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95.
He was financially secure at the time of his death.
The moral:
Screw
work.Just Play golf.
A
few other things about golf.
Golfers
don't have some of their players in jail every week.
Golfers don't beat up on each other during the game.
In
golf you cannot fail 70% of the time and make nine
million in a season.
Professional golfers are compensated in direct proportion to
how well they play.
Golfers
don't hold out for more money, or demand new contracts,
because of another player's deal.
Professional
golfers don't demand that the taxpayers pay for the courses on
which they play.
When
golfers make a mistake, nobody is there to cover for them or
back them up.
The PGA Tour raises more money for charity in one year than
the National Football League does in two.
Golf
doesn't change its rules to attract fans.
Golfers have to adapt to an entirely new playing area each
week.
Golf
doesn't have free agency.
You can hear birds chirping on the golf course during a
tournament.
Here
are some more true facts
Ian
Woosnam, 2001 British Open. Woosnam realised on the second tee
of the final round that he had 15 clubs in his bag, one over the
limit, because he had two drivers. The two-stroke penalty turned
a first-hole birdie -- that apparently put him in the lead --
into a bogey. We can't know what would have happened without the
upsetting penalty, but simple arithmetic says it meant a six-way
tie for third instead of a solo second, costing Woosnam $312,326
and Ryder Cup points that would have ultimately put him on the
European team.
Sergio
Garcia, 2001 Greg Norman Holden International. Garcia was
penalized two strokes in the third round for dropping in the
wrong place while taking relief from a temporary immovable
obstruction (he actually took one less clublength than he should
have). He ended up losing a playoff to Aaron Baddeley.
Padraig
Harrington, 2000 Benson & Hedges International Open.
Harrington was disqualified before the fourth round for failing
to sign his first-round scorecard, an error discovered only
because the host hotel asked for copies of his scorecards from
the first three rounds. Harrington was leading by five strokes
when he was slapped with the DQ.
Karrie
Webb, 2000 Firstar Classic. Webb earned a two-stroke penalty on
the eighth hole of the final round for angrily hitting the sand
with her club after leaving a shot in the bunker (that's
grounding a club while the ball is in the hazard). She lost by
one stroke.
Jaxon
Brigman, 1999 PGA Tour Q-School. Brigman signed an incorrect
final-round scorecard and was stuck with a 66 instead of the 65
he really shot. The extra stroke cost him his Tour card.
Ignacio
Garrido, 1998 British Masters. Garrido was slapped with four
penalty strokes (the maximum penalty for exceeding the 14-club
limit on more than one hole) for carrying an extra 5-iron in the
second round. He finished two strokes back, tied for fourth.
Taylor
Smith, 1996 Walt Disney World/ Oldsmobile Classic. Smith was
disqualified during the final round for using a putter with an
illegal grip. He played the final nine while appealing the
decision, and his score would have put him in a playoff with
Tiger Woods.
Tom
Purtzer, 1996 Bay Hill Invitational. Purtzer picked up a
two-stroke penalty for playing a fellow competitor's ball during
the second round. He finished two strokes back, in third place.
Nick
Faldo, 1994 Dunhill Asian Masters. Faldo assumed a Local Rule
allowing the removal of stones in bunkers was in force. It
wasn't. His violation wasn't discovered until the next day; he
was DQ'd for an incorrect third-round scorecard while standing
on the 12th tee of the fourth round with an apparent six-stroke
lead.
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