Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes (Page Six)

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A tramp who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, Approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, sir, Can you spare two euros  for me please The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend it on liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink,"  "You are not going to throw it away in some card game, are you?" Asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, And bar bills etc Would you?" asks the man.
"Never," says the tramp "I don't play golf."
 Then the man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a Home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading For the man's house, the tramps curiosity gets the better of him.
"Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me sitting at Your table?"
"Probably," says the man, "but it will be all worth it. I want her to See what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or play Golf."
  
   
A husband and wife were out golfing together one day when they came upon a tough par 4 hole. The husband hooked his drive deep into the woods and proclaimed that he would have to chip out.
 
Then the wife said, "Maybe not, dear! Do you see that barn over there? If I open the doors on both sides, I do believe you could hit it right through and reach the green."
 
So the husband agrees to give it a try, but when he hits the ball it goes straight through the first doors of the barn, hits the crossbeam, ricochets back and hits his wife square in the head, killing her stone dead.
 
Well, about a year goes by and the man is golfing with a friend. He finds himself on the same hole, with the same results: a hook deep in the woods. He is all set to chip out when his friend runs up to him and says, "Wait! Do you see that barn over there? If I open the doors on both sides, I think you can still reach the
green."
 
"No way," replies the man, "I tried that last year and got a 7."

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