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This golfer was
getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer
approached him, and asked if he could join him. ?? The first one said that he usually played alone, but agreed to play a two
ball with him.
They were all square after the three holes. So The second guy said, We're about evenly matched I think, and then asked, how about playing for five pounds a hole for the last 15 holes ? The first man said that he wasn't much of a betting man, but agreed to play for money.
The second guy won
the remaining 15 holes with ease. and was paid his winnings
As they were
walking off the last hole, he was counting the money he had
won, but then confessed that he was a pro at a
neighboring golf course and liked to pick on easy meat to win money
from them.
The first man revealed then that he was not that good a golfer, and never ever had made a wager in his life before, as he was the local Parish Priest.
The pro then got all
flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money to the priest.
The Priest said, You won it fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. so You keep your winnings.
The pro said,
but Is
there anything I can do to make it up to you?
The Priest said,
Well, !!! yes my good man, you could come to Mass this Sunday and make a donation to the
church, ???
And, if you would
like to bring your mother and father along, I'll would be pleased to
marry them...." ???????
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