A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and sits down in the chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.

What troubles you, Sister ? asked the Mother Superior. I thought this was the day that  you spent with your  family.

It was,  sighed the Sister. And later in the day I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know  I was quite a talented golfer before I  devoted my life to  Christ.

I seem to  recall that,' the Mother Superior agreed. 'So I take it your day of recreation  was not  relaxing?'

Far from  it,' said the Sister. 'In fact, I even  took the Lord's name in vain today !
Goodness me, Sister!' gasped  the Mother Superior, astonished. 'You must tell me all about  it ! 

Well she began, we  were on the fifth tee... it's a  very long hole  Mother Superior  in fact it's the longest hole on the course - 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dog leg to the left, and a hidden green covered by five large bunckers...well I hit the drive of my life,  I creamed  it, as they say in golf, The sweetest swing I have ever made in my whole life . And it's  flying  straight and true, right on the line I wanted...    and it hits this bird  in mid-flight  ???

Oh my !!!  commiserated the Mother. How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!'

No, that  wasn't  it, admitted Sister. While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, when this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down  the fairway with it ,

Oh, that  would have made me blaspheme!!!! sympathized the Mother.

But I  didn't, Mother !!!  said  the Sister.  I was so proud of myself, but while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this large hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the little squirrel and flies off with it in his claws, with my ball still clutched in the squirrels paws!'

So is that when you took the lords name in vain, said the Mother .