The Pope and Tiger Woods
die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to
Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven. The Pope explains the situation to
the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that
there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "it would be
24 hours before it can be rectified".
Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they
stop to have a chat. "Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the
Pope. "No problem" replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "What a pity. You're a day late."

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