THE AFTER LIFE
 
A golfing couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
Inform the other all  about the after life and if it existed

Their biggest fear was that there Was no afterlife.
After having a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
Word he made contact with his wife. 'Mary, Mary, are you there?

'Is that you Fred she said ? 'Yes. I've come back like we agreed.'
 
'What's it like in the after life she asked ?'
 
'Well, I get up in the morning,  have sex, have breakfast, then
Off to the golf course, after that have more sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I
Have sex again, I have lunch, go to the  golf course again, then more sex
 pretty much all afternoon. Then After supper it's back to the golf course again.
Then I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts all over Again.'
 
'Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven!'
 
'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit just living up the road a little bit from the golf course.