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Husband
takes his wife to play her first
game of golf..... Unfortunately,
the wife promptly whacked her first
shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the
course.
The husband cringed, 'I warned you
to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up there, find the owner, apologize
and see how much your lousy drive is
going to cost us.'
So the couple walked up to the house
and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, 'Come on in.'
When they opened the door they saw
the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place and a broken
antique bottle was lying on its side
near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked,
'Are you the people that broke my
window?'
'Uh...yeah, sir. We're really sorry
about that,' the husband replied.
'Oh, no apology is necessary.
Actually I want to thank you... You
see, I'm a genie and I've been
trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant
three wishes. I'll give you each one
wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
keep the last one for myself.'
'Wow, that's great!' the husband
said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, 'I'd like a million
dollars a year for the rest of my
life.'
'No problem,' said the genie 'You've
got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy
life!' 'And now you, young lady,
what do you want?' the genie asked.
'I'd like to own a gorgeous home
complete with servants in every
country in the world,' she said.
'Consider it done,' the genie said.
'And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural
disasters!'
'And now,' the couple asked in
unison, what's your wish, genie?'
'Well, since I've been trapped in
that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years,
my wish is to have sex with your
wife.'
The husband looked at his wife and
said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those
houses. What do you think?'
She mulled it over for a few moments
and said, 'You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I
guess I wouldn't mind, but what
about you, honey?'
'You know I love you sweetheart,'
said the husband. I'd do the same
for you!' So the genie and the woman
went upstairs where they spent the
rest of the afternoon enjoying each
other in every way. After about
three hours of non-stop sex, the
genie rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked,
'How old are you and your husband?'
'Why,
we're both 35,' she responded
breathlessly.
'
NO S***.' He said,
'Thirty-five years old and you both
still believe in genies?'
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