A
man was standing over his third shot to the green for what seems an
eternity:
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance,
figuring the wind direction and speed.
Finally his exasperated
partner says, "What's taking you so long ? why don't you
Hit the damn ball !"
The man answers, "My wife is up there watching me
from the clubhouse balcony. I want to make this a perfect
shot."
"Forget it, man," says his partner. "You 'will
never hit her from here."
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THE
SAME DOCTOR
Two golfers met up at the
first tee and both explained that due to
Psychological problems, they both play slightly differently
than most golfers.
They also learn that they both have the same doctor, and
that he has prescribed
A game of golf using an imaginary golf ball to reduce the
stress.
And so they both agree to tee off with an imaginary ball
each.
After a morning of splitting fairways and hitting nothing
less then 4 eagles,
6 Birdies and 7 pars, they reach the 18th hole..
The first one explained that they both have the same score,
and that
He should hit first as he started first from the fisrt tee.
So he drives off with his imaginary ball.
"Look at that shot he said, beautiful, ?? just on
the edge of the green"
The second guy hits his imaginary ball and indicates that
his ball has also landed
On the edge next to his ball.
The first guy lines up his putt a 20-footer .
"You wouldn't believe it he shouts I holed the
putt, I win."
The second guy replied, " no sorry but I won, you
just played my ball."
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EARLY
GOLF
Saturday
morning I got up early, quietly dressed,
made my lunch, grabbed my golf clubs, and slipped quietly
into the
garage. put every thing in the car
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind
was blowing 80 klm per hour, so I drove back
into the garage, turned on the
radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly
undressed, and slipped back into bed and cuddled up to my
wife,
now
with another idea ???,
and I whispered in her ear, "The weather out there
is terrible."
My loving wife of 10 years replied,
Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in
that?"
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Did
You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you
know that when a woman wears a leather dress,
a
man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak
in the knees and he begins to think irrationally
Did
you ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like
a new golf bag !